majorsarcasm19:

jimmynovaks:

heartless:

Shall I compare dat ass to a summer’s day?

#thou art more lovely and more bodacious

Romeo, Romeo, twerk dat ass for me Romeo.

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

dodgerthirteen:

ohitsjustkim:

kassie-in-neverland:

Dear the British, 

How come when I make my own tea it sucks out the ass and when you make it for me, it’s like a hug in a cup?

Because yours tastes like harbour.